addendum to Pending anti-Taco Legislation

by Eduardo Ramos | January, 2007 | ?: e-pistles | 1 Comment Dear he who vanishes quickly but disappears slowly; I have set up camp in your memory, which has been , up until now, limited to my urinating in my former professor’s back yard, conveniently I am living in his basement which facilitates the acquisition of unlimited porch territory. I continue to drink milk heavily despite probable [...]

Wide, Wide World of Chicken Tinga [Not Enough Tinga]

by Eduardo Ramos | January, 2007 | ?: e-pistles | No Comments My Dearest Love, I am sitting here, meditating, of course, on the Wide, Wide World of Chicken Tinga [Not Enough Tinga], and I have come to several startling conclusions: 1. there exists a soy-mockery of the sacred, and its name is Mock-Chicken Tinga. 2. Thought’s irreducible linearity, lacking any known parallel or infiniteness, makes it impossible [...]

temporarily of the USA

by Eduardo Ramos | January, 2007 | ?: e-pistles | 2 Comments Kosmos, It has been while. It sounds like you are having a good Panda Times in RoboFrance Chicken 57 (aka Heinz). Have you tried horny goat weed? If it doesn’t boost your libido, it will at the very least make you very appealing to mature male goats. And remember, their milk is lactose-free–perfect  to avoid a constant diarrhea! You [...]

ligamentary injuries from 5000-10000 feet

by Eduardo Ramos | January, 2007 | ?: e-pistles | No Comments Dear Sir Ocelot: Yes, that is panda prime habitat. And little wonder, should your body attempt to work out at the weight-resistance of a bear. I am currently still not completely employed, which means I am in radical deb-it, and soon I shall too be the property of various corporations, including Lethal Wrecker, Inc. and Mr. Ling-Ling’s [...]

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